bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!
ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
I am all of these things.
- me: (as an adult) wow remember when i was so obsessed with that character? i mean they're clearly fictional and obviously don't exist in real life so i don't understand how i was so engrossed in-
- (sees image of favourite character)
- me: holy shit